About

I am a writer who moved from New York to the far west of Texas. Is this different than the rest of Texas? I don’t know but it’s geographically correct. People out here ask me to say “coffee” a lot and who am I to deprive anyone of their joy? If you came here to talk shit about David Lynch or Lost or Seinfeld, prepare to get served. And by “served” I mean served a helping of my tears. Please don’t make me cry — my mascara will run and I’ll have raccoon eyes and nobody wants to see that.